Puppy World Premiere and Release Party
DNA Lounge, San Francisco

by Hollie Stevens
01.31.07

After two years in the making, this little gem of a movie has finally been released for the entire world to see.

IQ’s will drop by the dozens.

The screening of Puppy started around 9pm. The synopsis: A miniature Viking funeral ship washes up outside a peaceful college town; nobody expects it to carry a killer puppy.

A pet storeowner finds the puppy. His sister Gum (Calico Cooper), a sexy young coed, takes the puppy home. None of the hot babes she lives with, who are too busy showering, jumping on trampolines, pillow fighting, and getting stoned, recognize the danger in their midst. It’s up to a priest, a rabbi, and a foxy cop to stop the killer before it's too late.

I had the privilege to perform as an extra in this movie as a topless girl on a trampoline, a satanic Viking and a topless stunt double for a shower scene.

The movie was a hit. I was amazed with how well it turned out but then again, the screening was at a bar and I was drinking. A lot.

For some reason there is one specific bartender there that seems to remember me, (who knows what I did there to leave that kind of impression) knows me by name, (I have no clue what his name is) and always gives me way more liquor than any bartender I’ve ever encountered.

I honestly think he’s trying to kill me by alcohol poisoning. My head really hurts today.

For more info on Puppy, go to www.puppygang.net.